this charming man

wank holiday monday

god, bank holiday’s SUCKKKKKK

i’ve been stuck in all day, i woke up at 4.30ish in the afternoon and sat in my bedroom all day while my girlfriend is in sunny portugal!

dabbling

growingup:

One of the cheat codes of the RPG computer game Betrayal in Antara by Sierra Entertainment is “some call me Tim”. The cheat kills all opponents in a fight instantly.

I’ve never heard of this game, but this makes me want to go buy it.

 i was dabbling in the mucky world of cheat codes earlier playing Premier Manager 98!

i lie i lie i lie

right this time…definitely maintain the tumblr!

i also now have twitter @magicshoulder is that right?

yeah show me some twitter love?

back in black

hey there,

have neglected this blog for quite some time, after the dizzy heights of 100+ followers I have found when you begin neglecting your tumblr people stop following you, it’s only fair i guess…

so i’ve just come back from a festival in Aberwystwyth where i performed actual magic tricks and stuff at, it was quite good fun and now have decided to update this regularly…

first things first, thinking of doing a website…don’t know where to start??

here are a few ideas for web links… www.magicshoulder.com

                                                 www.garethshoulder.com

                                                www.shouldermagic.com

which do you think is the best??

ketchup/catchup

hello chap and chapettes

sorry haven’t written anything for a while.. have been immensely busy doing things, my birthday was sunday, and i dressed as socrates while having a philosophy themed birthday - i was a mess!

done some other cool things, did some more magic in oceana for an awards do.. most of this has been documented on my facebook thing

oh!! and i’ve started a facebook page for my magic… so i’d REALLY appreciate it if you guys could become a “fan” of me.. i’ll be uploading some really cool new stuff soon just as soon as I find the time to do it as im currently preparing for an extended essay…

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Gareth-Shoulder-Magician/72023257513

swansea travel to sheffield

i am on tender hooks… sheffield utd vs. swansea the swans need to win this one, results aren’t going our way at the moment and oddly enough the sheffield manager has been “sent off”.. c’mon the SWANS

£10 a new ringtone and a hangover

yeah, last night went out to fair old swansea town for a few cheeky drinks with my mates after work for eddie’s 19th birthday, oh and it was a messy one.

some things occured, but they all appear a blur now - i remember at one point i was wearing an hawiian thing that goes around your neck - what are they called? got a few girls numbers, just to prove i could! watched eddie perform as oasis on stage in retro!

the conclusion of the evening was me and mosti (or mosti and i) walking to a taxi rank, but as we were walking passed a building by VUE cinema and all we could hear was DIZZEE RASCAL… initially i thought it was a house party, but it turns out to be someones phone going off on a wall, so we answer it - and discover they were still in town, so we had to walk ALL the way back to domnio’s pizza. now if you know swansea town at all, they’re kinda opposite ends.

on the walk back i made full use of bluetooth facilities and sent the ringtone to myself haha, then we returned it and they gave us a £10 for being honest and stuff and then i got home at silly’o’clock must have harrassed a few people by texting them as my sent box would suggest and had a big sleep until now.

i've stayed up all night but it's fine

if you didn’t know my name is gareth shoulder, google me and you’ll find some reviews of my magic, maybe a facebook page or a youtube video…

…what you’ll also find is that i’ve got an actual fucking woman’s bag named after me:

http://www.toryburch.com/toryburch/browse/productDetail.jsp?icProduct=11099858&icSort=&icCategory=cat80018

i should get royalties really.

i hate my body so much

iamalison:

can-be-infinite:

iamalison:

i just spent 3 hours shopping for new pants. i got so frustrated. i can’t describe how much i hate my body. i have hated my body sinse i was in 1st grade. i spent the whole time crying because i hate my body so much. and i’m not one of those 125 pound gorgeous, perfect girls who say “oh my gosh i’m so fat”. i’ve been fat and had a hard time with my body my whole life. i can’t take it anymore. i can’t stop crying. and i just hate my body so much. i just want to be skinny. and the saddest part is, i truly believe that if i were skinny, all my problems would go away.

Don’t cry. I think you’re beautiful.

 Matt is going to blow a fuse now

3,2,1…

 thanks, what do you mean, the matt thing…?

 hello everyone, i think i should use my new found notority (it’s like 48 friends now - not that i care how many, it’s the quality really, and i’m randomly flicking around, its all i can do really) to promote beauty, and love for all manandwomankind.

so if you’re not too busy could you like message iamalison or something and tell her that in fact she should not hate herself, she is actually beautiful… and get this right, i’m like a stranger on the web so this could be conceived as creepy - but that isn’t the intention it’s like, the most amazing compliment you can receive is that you’re told you’re beautiful because beauty is about so much more than the transcient looks that come and go, it’s a frame of mind and if you flick around her posts you’ll find she’s witty, beautiful and insightful so yeah, if you’re not up to anything drop her a message, tell her she’s beautiful.